Morale and the Media

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucracy scorned. Milton Friedman

Careless talk to a reporter by a scientist (who has since been transferred to the Balleny Islands District Office) nearly resulted in The Company simultaneously shooting itself in the foot, being hoisted by its own petard, and falling on its sword. These metaphors simply cannot be tolerated. Nor can the decrease in staff morale that has become evident over the scientists's transfer.

In order to address this morale issue and increase profitability the following policy comes into force, effective immediately:

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