New! An end-of-the-financial-year breakthrough from the Boffin Lab. Precision-milled, uranium golf clubs.
Wow! Enrichment of the robot-tooled alloy heads in that hard-to-find 235U isotope results in these unbeatable great features:
- 100% natural 235U yields consistent impact without skying the balls
- reduced 238U content gives stability and power embraced by flexibility
- shafts are graphite-moderated for maximum forgiveness and friendly no-mush feel
- active components, used by the U.S. military since 1945, help eliminate slice
- glow-in-the-dark Ever-Warm(TM) handgrips enhance night tournament play
- clubs contain no genetically modified organisms or whale products
All drivers and putters are finished in a beautiful natural uranium grey colour, and come in a lead-lined bag. These clubs are so hot, they will never be available at your local discount golf shop.