Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down
How to Wash Your Hands
- Pick up soap and rub in hands
- Put soap down, wet hands then rub soap in hands
- Continue for at least three minutes nodding and grinning to your colleagues as they come and go
- Rinse hands thoroughly for one minute under hot tap (60°C)
- Pull out paper towel from dispenser
- Discard small piece of wet towel. Attempt to rip off larger piece
- Dig fingers up into dispenser and wrench out several towels
- Dry hands
- Your hands are now clean. Return to your desk
The Redshirt didn't wash his hands properly